Country Country..

(shuffles and deals to three people)

One..Two..Three...
"UNITED ARAB EMIRATESS!!!"

(gets the cards with a frown)

One..Two..Three..
"PAPUAA NEW GUINEEAA!!!"

(smiles and grins and laughs)

One..Two..Three..
"The LORDOFDARINGSDAFELOWSHIPOFDARING!!!!"

("cheater!!cheater!!")

One..Two..Three..
"EDWIN"
"JORDAN!!!"
"JILL!!!"

(pounds on the table..)

One..Two..Three..
"SABRINADATINAGEWICH!!!"

One..Two..Three..
"BUFYDAVAMPYRSLAYER!!!"

One..Two..Three
"THAT 70's SHOW!!!!"

One..Two..Three..
"BUFFYDATINAGEWITCH!!!!!"""

(laughs hard...still laughing..gets up the table and waves..)

..and is still laughing..
happy are those who understand. =)